The Diet Song

*Inspired by a comment on the daba girls website and due credit to Toni Braxton

EAT AGAIN
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If I never eat tiramisu again
If I never eat strawberry short cake again
If I never get a afternoon sugar high again
Will I never eat a cream doughnut again
Please understand if I lose weight
Then I promise you, I promise you
That, that I shall never eat again
eat again
eat again
That I shall never eat again
eat again

And I cant stop thinkin about
About a caramel coffee with cream
And I cant stop thinkin about
About papa johns pizza in my dreams
And I cant get fries outta my head
How in the world will I begin
To let all these pounds disappear
And be a size 6 again

And I cant stop caring about
About freshly made apple pie
And I cant stop doin without
Without Rocky Road I will die
And I cant get Twix outta my head
And I know I cant pretend
That I will lose weight if I decide
to never eat chocolate again

If I never eat a sizzling brownie again
If I never eat popcorn at the movies again
If I never hear I’m lovin it now and then
Will I never eat fried chicken once again
Please understand if I lose weight
Then I promise you, I promise you
That, that I shall never eat again
Eat again
Eat again
That I shall never
Eat again
Eat again