Light Saber

On a routine visit to my spam folder tonight , I saw a plethora of emails addressed to none other than me that made me wonder if really - this other person ..receiving the emails was anything quite like me ?!..Let me tell you - this other person's got quite the life ..and everyone in the universe seems to be writing to her.

I doubt she sits home alone on a Friday night watching a reality dance show updating her blog.

Here are the emails and invites that keep her busy ..

• Your drunk photos published !!
• One year written replica watches warraty ..Want to get your fake Rolex repaired with free shipping and handling..
• Make your photos stupid !
• We provide for you a real advantage to turn her on ..(????)
• Your happiness depends only on you. Be the owner of your life
• 2 pills a day and you will look like a top model
• Saw man spying on you
• Lets have dinner at a nearby cafe ?
• Best time to visit you ?
• CEO's withoyt mbas ... (umm.. That bus has passed ..this email is 2 years too late)
• We seek for internal company thief (Monsters.com for Hackers ?)
• Activate your powers for love
• Key for best loving (Giving or receiving ??)
• Make yourself more attractive to others
• Are you gonna drink with fellas ?
• Ready to become healthy
• Your door is open ..come now
• Gucci Bags
• You've received an answer to your question
• We will visit bar. Join us !
• Beautiful faces are of utmost interest. Clear yours (wow..real subtle huh!)
• Saw your dog on a street, Man
• Why one must read Ramayana
• Do you think old ? I know how to return you youth
• Shape any part of your body the way you want it
• Need to normalize your heightened blood pressure ?
• Buy a degree. The new way to earn a degree (Once again .. 10 years too late ..dammmit !)
• Lose your weight with the speed of a bullet
• Become a strong man ( umm... ..no comment )
• Dont be a fuddy duddy. Use the software everyone is using

This "other" person also has emails from pretty Russian, Asian and Latin girls who are bored sitting in internet cafes.

Not to mention three dozen emails in Chinese ..maybe she drinks green tea all the time and is a Kung Fu Specialist from the temple of Shaolin and owns designer Ninja outfits while dabbling in 6 different languages .,..(Chinese ..to read the emails , Russian and Spanish ..to speak with the internet girls ..and Marathi, Hindi, English and broken French..) ...yeah ..Lara Croft minus a few inches in height and plus a dozen kgs elsewhere.

Yeah. She has a rocking life.She carrys Gucci Bags and wears fake rolex watches. Has 8 different degrees ..who cares if she bought them. Fake Degree certificates that say "Made in Vietnam" on the back ..so if you frame them you're solid. Also a doctor, lawyer, Chiropractor, Marine Biologist, Horticulturist and the 3 boring degrees I already have ,..

She 's the CEO of her own life, is 2 pills away from becoming the next supermodel and even reads the Ramayan. Has men spying on her and has such an exciting life that she needs blood pressure medication. Damn Girl!

We're nothing like each other. But on a second closer look, I do have onle thing that she doesnt have .. apart from my Blog ..and that is I dont need help in making my photos look stupid.

I do that all by myself.

It was kind of vindictive of me to delete all her emails. But what can I do, I may not be the next bruce lee ..but the force is with me:)