One the eve of India’s QF match with Australia…sharing some all time classic quotations from the mouth of the one and only Sidhu!
Lets hope that Sachin’s willow manages to silence him in addition to the aussie brats.
Sidhuisms
1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it
2. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
3. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter
4. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
5. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
6. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
7. The ball whizzes past like a bumble - bee and the Indians are in the sea.
8. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
9. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
10. Kumble’s bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
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